Barney's Great Adventure

I genuinely believe Barney the dinosaur is subtle Christian propaganda and Barney represents Jesus Christ. Or maybe I’m just high

I genuinely believe Barney the dinosaur is subtle Christian propaganda and Barney represents Jesus Christ. Or maybe I’m just high

Nostalgia bro. stylistically there’s so many Ws here. This is one of those movies where I when I remember the first time I’ve seen it, it feels like I was in the movie. Rainbow banded egg.

Nostalgia bro. stylistically there’s so many Ws here. This is one of those movies where I when I remember the first time I’ve seen it, it feels like I was in the movie. Rainbow banded egg.

According to Wikipedia, this movie is banned in Malaysia “because the censors found it to be unacceptable for children to watch, without providing any further explanation”. 

5 year old me would have ate this up.

According to Wikipedia, this movie is banned in Malaysia “because the censors found it to be unacceptable for children to watch, without providing any further explanation”. 

5 year old me would have ate this up.

I have always had a deep hatred for this purple fuck since I was little. We had the series and this movie on VHS and my sister would always play it at night causing me to have night terrors about Barney and his little henchmen. I never realised until now why Barney was so scary. Was it his soulless eye? his towering statue? His creepy ass voice? No the real reason is much deeper.

Barney the dinosaur is a cult leader who kidnaps children

***“I love you You love me
We're a happy family”
***
Don’t tell me that doesn’t sound cultish. I don’t trust you Barney and I never will…

I have always had a deep hatred for this purple fuck since I was little. We had the series and this movie on VHS and my sister would always play it at night causing me to have night terrors about Barney and his little henchmen. I never realised until now why Barney was so scary. Was it his soulless eye? his towering statue? His creepy ass voice? No the real reason is much deeper.

Barney the dinosaur is a cult leader who kidnaps children

***“I love you You love me
We're a happy family”
***
Don’t tell me that doesn’t sound cultish. I don’t trust you Barney and I never will…

6 year old me thought this was the best movie ever

6 year old me thought this was the best movie ever