hate to say it but elvis is so fine; he has the supple body of a woman. ursula andress and elsa cárdenas, sighs, that's all. 
"now i know how a pretzel feels."

hate to say it but elvis is so fine; he has the supple body of a woman. ursula andress and elsa cárdenas, sighs, that's all. 
"now i know how a pretzel feels."

i’m a complete and total slut for elvis in tight shorts and technicolor. these movies can be fun and entertaining when you’re watching them in light doses. this movie didn’t stick out crazily compared to the other ones i’ve seen in the ECU but you can’t sit and watch elvis be a sarcastic , charming , polite , smooth talking ladies man and not feel even the slightest bit interested/invested in the story. 


elvis in bedazzled circus tights and the bossa nova baby number both being a part of this movie gets 5 stars ALONE.

i’m a complete and total slut for elvis in tight shorts and technicolor. these movies can be fun and entertaining when you’re watching them in light doses. this movie didn’t stick out crazily compared to the other ones i’ve seen in the ECU but you can’t sit and watch elvis be a sarcastic , charming , polite , smooth talking ladies man and not feel even the slightest bit interested/invested in the story. 


elvis in bedazzled circus tights and the bossa nova baby number both being a part of this movie gets 5 stars ALONE.

bossa nova baby 🙌

bossa nova baby 🙌

the fun in Fun in Acapulco is the traumatic flashbacks to elvis's circus days when he killed his brother in a freak trapeze accident

the fun in Fun in Acapulco is the traumatic flashbacks to elvis's circus days when he killed his brother in a freak trapeze accident

idk HOW this man was able to ride a bike in those tight ass pants but god bless whoever picked those out 

bossa nova baby scene 😫😫

idk HOW this man was able to ride a bike in those tight ass pants but god bless whoever picked those out 

bossa nova baby scene 😫😫