“It is time for knocking it off!”
“FOR WHAT 😧”

Watched on ITV’s new 24/7 Carry On channel. Strangely, this was no worse than when I was completely drunk. 
(I wanted to include a review I wrote after my last viewing that I never posted:
‘Elke Sommer’s character is boringly all linguistic mishaps and their inevitable erotic innuendos, to the point where her character is simultaneously whoring herself out for the male cast (as all the ladies of Carry On seem to do…) and Kenneth Williams’s obviously gay professor, and a productive ditz repelling men. She has no personality beyond ‘I’m a woman and sex’ which is truly the screenwriters fault because at least Barbara Windsor’s characters had decorum and moral tact, and I have a bone to pick with them for a few other particular scenes, too. Also fuck that wig’)

“It is time for knocking it off!”
“FOR WHAT 😧”

Watched on ITV’s new 24/7 Carry On channel. Strangely, this was no worse than when I was completely drunk. 
(I wanted to include a review I wrote after my last viewing that I never posted:
‘Elke Sommer’s character is boringly all linguistic mishaps and their inevitable erotic innuendos, to the point where her character is simultaneously whoring herself out for the male cast (as all the ladies of Carry On seem to do…) and Kenneth Williams’s obviously gay professor, and a productive ditz repelling men. She has no personality beyond ‘I’m a woman and sex’ which is truly the screenwriters fault because at least Barbara Windsor’s characters had decorum and moral tact, and I have a bone to pick with them for a few other particular scenes, too. Also fuck that wig’)

I think drunk and unshakeably positive is the best way to watch the Carry On films really

Look, if blasting military brass records at full volume doesn’t get a girl into bed idk what does

With just enough of the original Carry On crew to be considered fine, but little enough to put many off, I think it’s okay. Doesn’t have the same build up to the end as many of its predecessors do, I think. It could be considered an attempt at replicating the country banter of Carry On Camping, but I enjoy a few points such as Kenneth Connor getting such a role as he did and Kenneth Williams as an autistic archaeology professor (who they get fully naked for a few seconds much to my dizzy shock). It isn’t a funny one and didn’t manage to drag one laugh out of me as the rest do, but it’s okay to someone. Plus Williams went full Sandy at the end much to my delight 

Em I think you’d laugh hard at the godawful Russian stereotype or hate it to death and rant on to me about it after the film ended. But you’re quiet now. You know, I feel bad drinking despite how ultimately cathartic it is because of vague information about your father. I’m not as fond of hedgehogs as I am of you. Miss you badly and love you even more than that darling. Love you.

‘Oh, I feel so queer!’
‘Yes of course you do,’

I think drunk and unshakeably positive is the best way to watch the Carry On films really

Look, if blasting military brass records at full volume doesn’t get a girl into bed idk what does

With just enough of the original Carry On crew to be considered fine, but little enough to put many off, I think it’s okay. Doesn’t have the same build up to the end as many of its predecessors do, I think. It could be considered an attempt at replicating the country banter of Carry On Camping, but I enjoy a few points such as Kenneth Connor getting such a role as he did and Kenneth Williams as an autistic archaeology professor (who they get fully naked for a few seconds much to my dizzy shock). It isn’t a funny one and didn’t manage to drag one laugh out of me as the rest do, but it’s okay to someone. Plus Williams went full Sandy at the end much to my delight 

Em I think you’d laugh hard at the godawful Russian stereotype or hate it to death and rant on to me about it after the film ended. But you’re quiet now. You know, I feel bad drinking despite how ultimately cathartic it is because of vague information about your father. I’m not as fond of hedgehogs as I am of you. Miss you badly and love you even more than that darling. Love you.

‘Oh, I feel so queer!’
‘Yes of course you do,’

very Ulla coded

very Ulla coded