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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can grill underwater.

Chuck Norris can overtake on a children’s carousel.

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris discovered America while swimming.

Chuck Norris built sandcastles as a child. Today we call them pyramids.

Chuck Norris can download hardware.

Chuck Norris can show 29 with two hands.

Chuck Norris’s car doesn’t need fuel. It runs on respect.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra. After five days, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

Chuck Norris can throw a party… 100 meters far.

Chuck Norris doesn’t aim. He hits.

The universe is expanding because it’s trying to escape Chuck Norris.

There is no evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

In the beginning there was nothing… then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

Chuck Norris can draw a circle with more than 360 degrees.

When Chuck Norris learned that nothing could defeat him, he found Nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons. Weapons need Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not dead, God just needs a bodyguard.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can grill underwater.

Chuck Norris can overtake on a children’s carousel.

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris discovered America while swimming.

Chuck Norris built sandcastles as a child. Today we call them pyramids.

Chuck Norris can download hardware.

Chuck Norris can show 29 with two hands.

Chuck Norris’s car doesn’t need fuel. It runs on respect.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra. After five days, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

Chuck Norris can throw a party… 100 meters far.

Chuck Norris doesn’t aim. He hits.

The universe is expanding because it’s trying to escape Chuck Norris.

There is no evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

In the beginning there was nothing… then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

Chuck Norris can draw a circle with more than 360 degrees.

When Chuck Norris learned that nothing could defeat him, he found Nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons. Weapons need Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not dead, God just needs a bodyguard.

I watched this in memory of Chuck Norris and I didn’t expect anything good from this film, but I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed it quite a bit, it has great action, great cinematography, and the director did a fantastic job at getting the feel of LA exactly the way the movie needed it to be. It’s not absolutely amazing, but I got a lot of enjoyment out of it and had a fun time watching it.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.
You will be missed.

I watched this in memory of Chuck Norris and I didn’t expect anything good from this film, but I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed it quite a bit, it has great action, great cinematography, and the director did a fantastic job at getting the feel of LA exactly the way the movie needed it to be. It’s not absolutely amazing, but I got a lot of enjoyment out of it and had a fun time watching it.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.
You will be missed.

This might be good if it starred literally any other actor. As it is, it’s a barely passable cop thriller that tries to navigate two completely separate plots and kind of manages to pull them together? I don’t know, Dennis Farina comes in every other scene to suggest they quit their jobs and start an alligator farm, so that’s something.

This might be good if it starred literally any other actor. As it is, it’s a barely passable cop thriller that tries to navigate two completely separate plots and kind of manages to pull them together? I don’t know, Dennis Farina comes in every other scene to suggest they quit their jobs and start an alligator farm, so that’s something.

I was drinking and chatting, but I didn’t notice a single roundhouse kick or have any idea what was going on. Way less explosions than expected. If a Walker Texas Ranger episode was a movie, but not as niche.

I was drinking and chatting, but I didn’t notice a single roundhouse kick or have any idea what was going on. Way less explosions than expected. If a Walker Texas Ranger episode was a movie, but not as niche.