Basically a feature length bowling alley animation fever dream starring Sean Connery as a skateboarding veterinarian. The best thing Scotland has ever produced (derogatory).

Basically a feature length bowling alley animation fever dream starring Sean Connery as a skateboarding veterinarian. The best thing Scotland has ever produced (derogatory).

This movie should be used as a field sobriety test
If you can follow the plot
Right to jail

This movie should be used as a field sobriety test
If you can follow the plot
Right to jail

So ridiculously ugly it loops back to being sort of beautiful. Laughed like a madman at how jank and disgusting this thing is which scared Aaron a little I think. Why is it so horny! Might be better than Goat Story tbh. I can feel Sir Billi mouth breathe down the nape of my neck and there is nothing i can do about it. Take me, Sir Billi, I am ready.

So ridiculously ugly it loops back to being sort of beautiful. Laughed like a madman at how jank and disgusting this thing is which scared Aaron a little I think. Why is it so horny! Might be better than Goat Story tbh. I can feel Sir Billi mouth breathe down the nape of my neck and there is nothing i can do about it. Take me, Sir Billi, I am ready.

This is by far the ugliest thing I’ve ever watched. 

In his final film role, Sir Sean Connery plays Sir Billi, a veterinarian in the Scottish Highlands.

Also Alan Cumming plays a goat that pisses himself, walks on two legs, and wears a tracksuit

It’s free on tubi rn, so watch at your own risk.

This is by far the ugliest thing I’ve ever watched. 

In his final film role, Sir Sean Connery plays Sir Billi, a veterinarian in the Scottish Highlands.

Also Alan Cumming plays a goat that pisses himself, walks on two legs, and wears a tracksuit

It’s free on tubi rn, so watch at your own risk.