A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Directed by Albert Pyun
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Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Dee Booher
Bertha
Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
Crew
Albert Pyun
Director
Albert Pyun
Writer
Share Stallings
Producer
Eddie Matthews
Stunts
Tom McSweeney
Casting
Chad Stahelski
Stunts
Ronnie Rondell Jr.
Stunts
Jon H. Epstein
Stunts
Denney Pierce
Stunts
Popular Reviews
2 reviews
PoochieVince
2.0★ · 04/11/26
Bad
Bad
Aedan
4.0★ · 09/15/25
This was awesome! The only thing that could have made it better is if dice did a nursery rhyme
This was awesome! The only thing that could have made it better is if dice did a nursery rhyme
Jj
Niet zo best als Ford Fèrleen, maar het is op zich wel geinig ook met die CHICK die lijkt op een mix van Kylie en Kendall Zemmer. 🙏😃 Blow pass Portland Oregano. 🍄🟫 Paddenstoel voor de moeite. Algoeds.
Niet zo best als Ford Fèrleen, maar het is op zich wel geinig ook met die CHICK die lijkt op een mix van Kylie en Kendall Zemmer. 🙏😃 Blow pass Portland Oregano. 🍄🟫 Paddenstoel voor de moeite. Algoeds.
