This movie broke me. I am writhing in pain and agony and despair. My eye is twitching. My throat is dry from screams of horror. This is surely some form of psychological torture. In what filthy crackhouse was this film produced in? Why did I watch this? Why, oh why? Why does Sparky have Alexandria’s Genesis? Why wasn’t Speedy crushed with a hydraulic press and disposed at the scrapyard? Why do these cars - specifically the Jennifer Coolidge-esque one - moan and grunt and whine so much? What the fuck? Why are these cars so horny? Imagine watching this with your eyes shut. You’d think it’s porn - and it is. This is car porn. Do Formula 1 fans wank to this?
This movie broke me. I am writhing in pain and agony and despair. My eye is twitching. My throat is dry from screams of horror. This is surely some form of psychological torture. In what filthy crackhouse was this film produced in? Why did I watch this? Why, oh why? Why does Sparky have Alexandria’s Genesis? Why wasn’t Speedy crushed with a hydraulic press and disposed at the scrapyard? Why do these cars - specifically the Jennifer Coolidge-esque one - moan and grunt and whine so much? What the fuck? Why are these cars so horny? Imagine watching this with your eyes shut. You’d think it’s porn - and it is. This is car porn. Do Formula 1 fans wank to this?
