The beginning of the break in at Majestyk’s house reminds me of a Jackass prank and I love it.

Honestly, my favorite Bronson film out of the 70s bunch. A straightforward story of a man who just wants to collect his melons. Spoiler alert, the melons get it in a scene that would give Gallagher a wet dream.

With immigration at the core of the film, it’s not a shocker this film might hit more in 2025. Weird to be saying we need more Majestyks in the world.

The beginning of the break in at Majestyk’s house reminds me of a Jackass prank and I love it.

Honestly, my favorite Bronson film out of the 70s bunch. A straightforward story of a man who just wants to collect his melons. Spoiler alert, the melons get it in a scene that would give Gallagher a wet dream.

With immigration at the core of the film, it’s not a shocker this film might hit more in 2025. Weird to be saying we need more Majestyks in the world.

C'est marrant

C'est marrant

An honestly pretty well made film with the silliest premise imaginable for an action movie. Everything, all the violence and death, comes from a man who just loves his melons. He goes to jail over his melons, he betrays a hitman to get back to his melons, and when the bad guys want to make things personal… that’s right, they target the melons.

An honestly pretty well made film with the silliest premise imaginable for an action movie. Everything, all the violence and death, comes from a man who just loves his melons. He goes to jail over his melons, he betrays a hitman to get back to his melons, and when the bad guys want to make things personal… that’s right, they target the melons.

I don’t think you understand- he REALLY needs to bring those melons in tonight.

I don’t think you understand- he REALLY needs to bring those melons in tonight.

The Majestyk Melon Massacre

The Majestyk Melon Massacre