Agent for H.A.R.M. is the kind of spy knockoff that manages to drain all the fun out of the genre. The pacing crawls, the dialogue is wooden, and even the “action” scenes feel like they’re moving in slow motion. It has all the ingredients for campy, goofy entertainment, but instead it’s just… dull—a 90-minute nap disguised as a spy thriller.

Agent for H.A.R.M. is the kind of spy knockoff that manages to drain all the fun out of the genre. The pacing crawls, the dialogue is wooden, and even the “action” scenes feel like they’re moving in slow motion. It has all the ingredients for campy, goofy entertainment, but instead it’s just… dull—a 90-minute nap disguised as a spy thriller.