Hooooo boy this one... where to begin... im guessing this was made by someone who saw a couple Christopher Nolan movies and was like “whatever, I can do that” but damn their hubris because they did not even come close.
And that’s particularly insulting coming from me, someone who didn’t even really like inception. In fact after I saw Inception my friend and I started using the term to describe just about anything mildly coincidental.
Anyway, the main issue with Intersect might not even be the chex party mix of rehashed plot points; it’s the fucking acting.
The acting is like an SNL skit parody of a bad commercial. It’s so FLAT. I had to double check that wasn’t maybe a weird style choice.
Normally I do feel sorta bad for writing a harsh take but if they can afford to use a radiohead song for a petri-dish montage they can afford for me to say as plainly as possible that this is THE WORST MOVIE IVE SEEN ALL YEAR. Jesus christ who wrote this fucking dialogue its 99% exposition fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Hooooo boy this one... where to begin... im guessing this was made by someone who saw a couple Christopher Nolan movies and was like “whatever, I can do that” but damn their hubris because they did not even come close.
And that’s particularly insulting coming from me, someone who didn’t even really like inception. In fact after I saw Inception my friend and I started using the term to describe just about anything mildly coincidental.
Anyway, the main issue with Intersect might not even be the chex party mix of rehashed plot points; it’s the fucking acting.
The acting is like an SNL skit parody of a bad commercial. It’s so FLAT. I had to double check that wasn’t maybe a weird style choice.
Normally I do feel sorta bad for writing a harsh take but if they can afford to use a radiohead song for a petri-dish montage they can afford for me to say as plainly as possible that this is THE WORST MOVIE IVE SEEN ALL YEAR. Jesus christ who wrote this fucking dialogue its 99% exposition fuck you fuck you fuck you.
