hooptober x #7knew this was gonna be bad when they say the heart was in the canopic jars. FOLKS!! THAT'S THE ONE THING THAT DOESNT GO IN THE CANOPIC JARS!!!!
similar to the mummy i watched for hooptober 9 in that the main characters are such laughably bad archeologists that i don't care that they die. i love how nothing happens in the first hour and then it slowly crumbles apart as it must make the rest of the plot fit into the last 40 minutes. i love when it would just cut into scenes that had zero context. i love when charlton heston fucking punches a mummified woman in the face, exploding her skull into dust
hooptober x #7knew this was gonna be bad when they say the heart was in the canopic jars. FOLKS!! THAT'S THE ONE THING THAT DOESNT GO IN THE CANOPIC JARS!!!!
similar to the mummy i watched for hooptober 9 in that the main characters are such laughably bad archeologists that i don't care that they die. i love how nothing happens in the first hour and then it slowly crumbles apart as it must make the rest of the plot fit into the last 40 minutes. i love when it would just cut into scenes that had zero context. i love when charlton heston fucking punches a mummified woman in the face, exploding her skull into dust
