Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

I hated this. Worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life. Real America’s Voice: The Movie

“What if the Democratic party’s plan is to steal AMERICA?”
“But wait a minute, you say, didn’t some Republicans own slaves? Actually, no. No Republicans owned slaves. Think about it. All the slaves at the time of the Civil War were owned by Democrats.”
“So what has Obama done to get rid of the Democratic plantation? Nothing. That’s because he’s running it.”
“And if her husband’s a sex abuser, how is that her fault? Actually, it is. In many ways, she orchestrated all of this.”

I hated this. Worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life. Real America’s Voice: The Movie

“What if the Democratic party’s plan is to steal AMERICA?”
“But wait a minute, you say, didn’t some Republicans own slaves? Actually, no. No Republicans owned slaves. Think about it. All the slaves at the time of the Civil War were owned by Democrats.”
“So what has Obama done to get rid of the Democratic plantation? Nothing. That’s because he’s running it.”
“And if her husband’s a sex abuser, how is that her fault? Actually, it is. In many ways, she orchestrated all of this.”

Calling this a documentary is like calling Disney's Hercules a found footage film.

Calling this a documentary is like calling Disney's Hercules a found footage film.

I decided that tonight was a “get drunk and throw movie titles into a randomizer” kind of night.  Here I am.

I couldn’t give less of a shit about politics, should I?  Probably.  What I do care about is laughing at shitty movies and this guy is a master of schlock.  This movie has a lot of subplots going on, from an espionage film the likes of Neil Breen’s “Double Down.”  Where our tiny martyr shows that he can sneak into any “employee’s only” section of any building he wants to and steal massive paintings of Abe Lincoln just because he can.

I didn’t learn much about Hillary, she wasn’t in the movie much. However, I did get to see a ghostly Klansman burst from the scenes of “Birth of a Nation;” quite literally out of the projection screen and right out of the White House where Woodrow Wilson stared in awe like a kid seeing Santa Clause.  

All in all, a boring PBS special that a Social Studies substitute teacher would put on but this time with an agenda to expose old racist crackers for the old racist crackers we already knew they were.  My Aunts ate this shit up because they’re gullible people with pictures of trump next to their crucifixes but we can’t choose our family.  

Unfortunately, not as funny as anticipated, I’m glad I drank while watching this.  I’m also glad that several extras from “1,000 Ways to Die” and various CSI shows got their starring debut in this “docudrama.”

 I should’ve rerolled.

I decided that tonight was a “get drunk and throw movie titles into a randomizer” kind of night.  Here I am.

I couldn’t give less of a shit about politics, should I?  Probably.  What I do care about is laughing at shitty movies and this guy is a master of schlock.  This movie has a lot of subplots going on, from an espionage film the likes of Neil Breen’s “Double Down.”  Where our tiny martyr shows that he can sneak into any “employee’s only” section of any building he wants to and steal massive paintings of Abe Lincoln just because he can.

I didn’t learn much about Hillary, she wasn’t in the movie much. However, I did get to see a ghostly Klansman burst from the scenes of “Birth of a Nation;” quite literally out of the projection screen and right out of the White House where Woodrow Wilson stared in awe like a kid seeing Santa Clause.  

All in all, a boring PBS special that a Social Studies substitute teacher would put on but this time with an agenda to expose old racist crackers for the old racist crackers we already knew they were.  My Aunts ate this shit up because they’re gullible people with pictures of trump next to their crucifixes but we can’t choose our family.  

Unfortunately, not as funny as anticipated, I’m glad I drank while watching this.  I’m also glad that several extras from “1,000 Ways to Die” and various CSI shows got their starring debut in this “docudrama.”

 I should’ve rerolled.