Fun snake movie.

Fun snake movie.

Awful acting, woeful CGI, terrible soundtrack. Yeah this is my jam. Bring back the noughties.

Awful acting, woeful CGI, terrible soundtrack. Yeah this is my jam. Bring back the noughties.

found the dvd outside a used bookstore last year for £1.95 and when i went to buy it the guy went “what is that? where did you find that?” but he still let me get it. better than i expected

found the dvd outside a used bookstore last year for £1.95 and when i went to buy it the guy went “what is that? where did you find that?” but he still let me get it. better than i expected

this is saurrrr bad 😭😭

this is saurrrr bad 😭😭

Minus four stars for making me see Wil Wheaton with a nip piercing. Keep one for the ridiculously dumb "no tears shampoo" joke. There is literally a whole scene where Robert Englund is just corpsing, but the camera WILL NOT cut away so we're stuck with a big serious scientific schpeal where the man can't help but be on the edge of cracking a smile from the sheer silliness of what he's being asked to say.

Minus four stars for making me see Wil Wheaton with a nip piercing. Keep one for the ridiculously dumb "no tears shampoo" joke. There is literally a whole scene where Robert Englund is just corpsing, but the camera WILL NOT cut away so we're stuck with a big serious scientific schpeal where the man can't help but be on the edge of cracking a smile from the sheer silliness of what he's being asked to say.