One of the greatest endings I’ve ever seen
Actual delicious garbage for the first 15 minutes and the last 30
That bit in between sucked so much ass 
Boring, not very stylish and didn’t even make much sense
Not that anything else made much sense but it was charming when it was so inconsistent 

Actual crack tho wtf
Some of the element ninjas used a climbing instrument and an unlocking instrument within 5 seconds of each other and then a locking instrument a couple minutes later
That final 30 minute sequence was just something else entirely 

An axe that became a chain and blade with little blades on the end with little spikes on the handle which expanded into a staff which had a spear end hidden in which could become a net and trap the water ninjas which then could split in have and they can both expand at the bottom too with bits that flip out on either half to be used as stilts and double wielding staffs only for the climax to be a mysterious key that opens the shackling instrument to claim revenge 

It’s the dumbest genius thing ever one after the other and I love it so so much 
I only wish that the middle bit could carry that momentum bc omg guys it did not 
It was so so disappointing 
But ended on a HIGH wtfff

One of the greatest endings I’ve ever seen
Actual delicious garbage for the first 15 minutes and the last 30
That bit in between sucked so much ass 
Boring, not very stylish and didn’t even make much sense
Not that anything else made much sense but it was charming when it was so inconsistent 

Actual crack tho wtf
Some of the element ninjas used a climbing instrument and an unlocking instrument within 5 seconds of each other and then a locking instrument a couple minutes later
That final 30 minute sequence was just something else entirely 

An axe that became a chain and blade with little blades on the end with little spikes on the handle which expanded into a staff which had a spear end hidden in which could become a net and trap the water ninjas which then could split in have and they can both expand at the bottom too with bits that flip out on either half to be used as stilts and double wielding staffs only for the climax to be a mysterious key that opens the shackling instrument to claim revenge 

It’s the dumbest genius thing ever one after the other and I love it so so much 
I only wish that the middle bit could carry that momentum bc omg guys it did not 
It was so so disappointing 
But ended on a HIGH wtfff

Shut the fuck up are you kidding me?? This is the best shit I’ve ever seen. Absolutely no story, just Chinese propaganda about how Japanese ninjas are evil killing machines and the only way to deal with them is to level up your kung fu to counter their ninjitsu. Which is to say it’s 90% insane fight choreography. It RULES.

Shut the fuck up are you kidding me?? This is the best shit I’ve ever seen. Absolutely no story, just Chinese propaganda about how Japanese ninjas are evil killing machines and the only way to deal with them is to level up your kung fu to counter their ninjitsu. Which is to say it’s 90% insane fight choreography. It RULES.

Holy moly!

I love how this movie just gets straight into the action and these fight scenes are so intense, especially the last 10 mins.

I would really recommend this movie if you love action, kung fu, and all that kind of stuff.

Holy moly!

I love how this movie just gets straight into the action and these fight scenes are so intense, especially the last 10 mins.

I would really recommend this movie if you love action, kung fu, and all that kind of stuff.

I just love the action, and the last act was incredible

I just love the action, and the last act was incredible

The fight scenes are really cool to watch. But that’s the only strength I see in this movie. The story got progressively worse as it continued. Our main protagonist isn’t made sure in the beginning of the movie instead they decide to showcase the warriors and the ninjas which I had no problem with. But when they showed the main protagonist I was disappointed. He wasn’t structured very well. The structure of the story wasn’t well told either. There are decisions made within the film that are just dumb and odd. The only thing keeping this movie going are the fight scenes.

The fight scenes are really cool to watch. But that’s the only strength I see in this movie. The story got progressively worse as it continued. Our main protagonist isn’t made sure in the beginning of the movie instead they decide to showcase the warriors and the ninjas which I had no problem with. But when they showed the main protagonist I was disappointed. He wasn’t structured very well. The structure of the story wasn’t well told either. There are decisions made within the film that are just dumb and odd. The only thing keeping this movie going are the fight scenes.