Jeffery Combs just loves playing doctors doesn’t he? This time he’s got a lot of hair and wears trainers with his smart clothes and constantly drinks alcohol from his flask and has a really hot lesbian sidekick. 

No idea what’s going on but yeah what the hell sure ❤️ There’s lesbianism! Toxic Yuri! There’s British gays with hoop piercings! There’s a lot of dynamite! There’s hot people! There’s a church! There’s a lot of rain! And there’s certainly some lurking fear! It’s lowk a Christmas movie?? Also when people get shot there’s a lot of metal erm! And the British gay guy calling the looksmaxxer an incompetent 🚬 was BOLDDDD very much pot calling the kettle black 😭😭😭

Look, I’m not saying it’s good but it’s a fun watch tbh, and thankfully it isn’t long enough to get boring lol. I didn’t hate it! And it’s a queer film because I said so. I watched this for my goat the big JC but finished this with a big fat crush on Ashley Laurence and Allison Mackie. So, hooray!

“We’re hot” sis we know ❤️

Jeffery Combs just loves playing doctors doesn’t he? This time he’s got a lot of hair and wears trainers with his smart clothes and constantly drinks alcohol from his flask and has a really hot lesbian sidekick. 

No idea what’s going on but yeah what the hell sure ❤️ There’s lesbianism! Toxic Yuri! There’s British gays with hoop piercings! There’s a lot of dynamite! There’s hot people! There’s a church! There’s a lot of rain! And there’s certainly some lurking fear! It’s lowk a Christmas movie?? Also when people get shot there’s a lot of metal erm! And the British gay guy calling the looksmaxxer an incompetent 🚬 was BOLDDDD very much pot calling the kettle black 😭😭😭

Look, I’m not saying it’s good but it’s a fun watch tbh, and thankfully it isn’t long enough to get boring lol. I didn’t hate it! And it’s a queer film because I said so. I watched this for my goat the big JC but finished this with a big fat crush on Ashley Laurence and Allison Mackie. So, hooray!

“We’re hot” sis we know ❤️

weird ass take on a love craft story but it’s fun if you don’t acknowledge the source material

weird ass take on a love craft story but it’s fun if you don’t acknowledge the source material

saw this free streaming on prime, and it had a cool enough cover so i decided to give it a watch

this film was immensely forgettable, like after finishing it i could barely recall anything. there were a bunch of people who tried to fight against these creature things. the acting almost felt nonexistent, and the plot was just kinda dry. a bunch of people argue and hold guns as they try and defeat these golem like monsters. and yeah, that’s basically the whole film. there’s a couple of funny moments and the creatures are cool looking, but the plot is hard to follow and the story is extremely uninteresting. i guess it’s the first horror film i’ve watched from 1994 so that’s nice i guess?

saw this free streaming on prime, and it had a cool enough cover so i decided to give it a watch

this film was immensely forgettable, like after finishing it i could barely recall anything. there were a bunch of people who tried to fight against these creature things. the acting almost felt nonexistent, and the plot was just kinda dry. a bunch of people argue and hold guns as they try and defeat these golem like monsters. and yeah, that’s basically the whole film. there’s a couple of funny moments and the creatures are cool looking, but the plot is hard to follow and the story is extremely uninteresting. i guess it’s the first horror film i’ve watched from 1994 so that’s nice i guess?

saw this free streaming on prime, and it had a cool enough cover so i decided to give it a watch

this film was immensely forgettable, like after finishing it i could barely recall anything. there were a bunch of people who tried to fight against these creature things. the acting almost felt nonexistent, and the plot was just kinda dry. a bunch of people argue and hold guns as they try and defeat these golem like monsters. and yeah, that’s basically the whole film. there’s a couple of funny moments and the creatures are cool looking, but the plot is hard to follow and the story is extremely uninteresting. i guess it’s the first horror film i’ve watched from 1994 so that’s nice i guess?

saw this free streaming on prime, and it had a cool enough cover so i decided to give it a watch

this film was immensely forgettable, like after finishing it i could barely recall anything. there were a bunch of people who tried to fight against these creature things. the acting almost felt nonexistent, and the plot was just kinda dry. a bunch of people argue and hold guns as they try and defeat these golem like monsters. and yeah, that’s basically the whole film. there’s a couple of funny moments and the creatures are cool looking, but the plot is hard to follow and the story is extremely uninteresting. i guess it’s the first horror film i’ve watched from 1994 so that’s nice i guess?

Most 90s Full Moon movies aren’t perfect but man they have some good atmosphere, music and creature designs!

Most 90s Full Moon movies aren’t perfect but man they have some good atmosphere, music and creature designs!