2 sexier than 4 this movie confirms it

2 sexier than 4 this movie confirms it

Explotation sinsentido de espada y brujería de la escuela de Roger Corman que básicamente plagia Yojimbo cruzándolo con algo del rollo de Deathstalker, solo que ni con una pizca de la gracia chusca de esa y sus secuelas.

Para ello intenta compensar malamente con muestras gratuitas de carne (la hechicera del título básicamente topless todo el metraje que sale, por ejemplo) que culminan en una bailarina erótica de cuádruple glandulez mamaria. La prostituta marciana de Desafío Total tiene que hacer los deberes.

Ah, y David Carradine de protagonista sosete proto-Witcher con cara de no saber muy bien que hace aquí metido.

Al menos es corta, una virtud tenía que tener la sordidez esta.

Explotation sinsentido de espada y brujería de la escuela de Roger Corman que básicamente plagia Yojimbo cruzándolo con algo del rollo de Deathstalker, solo que ni con una pizca de la gracia chusca de esa y sus secuelas.

Para ello intenta compensar malamente con muestras gratuitas de carne (la hechicera del título básicamente topless todo el metraje que sale, por ejemplo) que culminan en una bailarina erótica de cuádruple glandulez mamaria. La prostituta marciana de Desafío Total tiene que hacer los deberes.

Ah, y David Carradine de protagonista sosete proto-Witcher con cara de no saber muy bien que hace aquí metido.

Al menos es corta, una virtud tenía que tener la sordidez esta.

Pros: There is a 4 breasted woman dancing in one scene. That was interesting, and the effect wasn't terrible (the illusion was probably helped by the awful picture quality and resolution it streamed at on Prime, 480 with letterboxing is beyond generous description for it). Double the boob, half the resolution!

Cons: Everything else. This fantasy Yojimbo has none of the charm of the original or any of the remakes (including the actually pretty decent one starring Jean Claude Van Damme ). David Carradine acts like his contract for this film was pay-per-word, and just seems pissed to even be there. Also, ignore his rippling muscles in the poster, because the man just seems to be wearing a black poncho for the majority of the film.

There's objectifying women, which seems to have been an old timey tradition among swords and sandals flicks, then there's this movie that just has the titular sorceress topless throughout. Hell, there's a point where her character is given clothes to cover herself, like a cloak, and the movie makes sure that it's torn so that somehow, while her hair and face are somewhat covered, her breasts and nipples certainly aren't.

TLDR: I wanted fantasy Yojimbo, I got boobs and bad acting.

Pros: There is a 4 breasted woman dancing in one scene. That was interesting, and the effect wasn't terrible (the illusion was probably helped by the awful picture quality and resolution it streamed at on Prime, 480 with letterboxing is beyond generous description for it). Double the boob, half the resolution!

Cons: Everything else. This fantasy Yojimbo has none of the charm of the original or any of the remakes (including the actually pretty decent one starring Jean Claude Van Damme ). David Carradine acts like his contract for this film was pay-per-word, and just seems pissed to even be there. Also, ignore his rippling muscles in the poster, because the man just seems to be wearing a black poncho for the majority of the film.

There's objectifying women, which seems to have been an old timey tradition among swords and sandals flicks, then there's this movie that just has the titular sorceress topless throughout. Hell, there's a point where her character is given clothes to cover herself, like a cloak, and the movie makes sure that it's torn so that somehow, while her hair and face are somewhat covered, her breasts and nipples certainly aren't.

TLDR: I wanted fantasy Yojimbo, I got boobs and bad acting.