*HERES A LIST OF 5 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN GO THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE AGAIN:
**1. Sell both my kidneys on the black market.
**2. Commit a robbery at a bank with no cash.
**3. Develop a dependency on black tar heroin.
**4. Stick a Portuguese man o’war up my ass.
5. Marry and have kids - then lose them in a messy divorce.Previously gave Part One a 2/5, so a pretty big downgrade. I don’t usually give movies this low of a rating.. but.. wow I do not like this.*
This is the least amount of fun I’ve had watching movies.. this gave me nothing at all. Sure, I’ve talked mostly about the atrocity that is the pacing. I didn’t even notice that the movie tried to be funny..
THIS IS CONSIDERED A COMEDY!?? And
The sound design, an aspect that I mostly don’t even notice wasmentioned in a review by
Allison M. and she’s completely right! It’s fucking abhorrent.
If I was to judge this as a 4-hour long feature length movie
(as I’m obviously doing at the moment) This might just be one of the worst things I’ve ever sat through. This just offends me 😂 What a terrible fucking movie! The more I think about this pretentious piece of garbage, the more I despise it.
Goodbye,
Patrick Wang why?