I got a real problem not reading the whole plot synopsis. I was ready for horny Twilight, but this pushes the boundaries of what constitutes a movie. It does have a plot and characters, but this really doesn't care about those and they don't make a lot of sense. I'm confused about who this was made for. I know it wasn't for me, but is there a real market for gay vampire objectification? If you were looking for a movie, the acting and story are real bad, so I really don't think you are going to get the experience you and I are looking for. If you want to see a handful of thirty year-old dudes with weird faces awkwardly walk around shirtless and see two "straight" guys take their pants off and passionately make out because a semi-attractive woman told them she'd kiss them if they did, then 45 minutes of this are right up your alley. I had caught the bit about four vampires chasing down some woman for vampire stuff when I read the description on Vudu, but I didn't continue onto where they mention that this is damn near softcover porn (There are two full on nude guys at one point. They have no plot relevancy or even names, but they hang dong for real. Not sure why, but they do). I have no problem with a gay romance plot, but that's not really what this is. This is scenes of shirtless (and one time pantsless) men that they loosely built a story around. Not that it's worse than the rest of the story, but the ending is real bad when they expect us to find the two leads to both be good guys and cheer on their relationship. I recommend this movie to no one. There are attractive people online to free, you don't need to pay for to see them. Honestly, you can probably find all the clips you want on some weirdo's TikTok.
I got a real problem not reading the whole plot synopsis. I was ready for horny Twilight, but this pushes the boundaries of what constitutes a movie. It does have a plot and characters, but this really doesn't care about those and they don't make a lot of sense. I'm confused about who this was made for. I know it wasn't for me, but is there a real market for gay vampire objectification? If you were looking for a movie, the acting and story are real bad, so I really don't think you are going to get the experience you and I are looking for. If you want to see a handful of thirty year-old dudes with weird faces awkwardly walk around shirtless and see two "straight" guys take their pants off and passionately make out because a semi-attractive woman told them she'd kiss them if they did, then 45 minutes of this are right up your alley. I had caught the bit about four vampires chasing down some woman for vampire stuff when I read the description on Vudu, but I didn't continue onto where they mention that this is damn near softcover porn (There are two full on nude guys at one point. They have no plot relevancy or even names, but they hang dong for real. Not sure why, but they do). I have no problem with a gay romance plot, but that's not really what this is. This is scenes of shirtless (and one time pantsless) men that they loosely built a story around. Not that it's worse than the rest of the story, but the ending is real bad when they expect us to find the two leads to both be good guys and cheer on their relationship. I recommend this movie to no one. There are attractive people online to free, you don't need to pay for to see them. Honestly, you can probably find all the clips you want on some weirdo's TikTok.
