Will Wood to me is what Taylor Swift is to white girl millennials.
Anyways, The Real Will Wood. Everyone always asks, “Who is Will Wood?” but they never ask, “How Wood?”
I have no idea how to describe this movie. When it ended, I had the biggest headache and migraine of my life. But I also kind of have to give it credit it’s a movie that’s too much, all the damn time, for 90 minutes, and it’s the first time I’ve genuinely felt sick, lightheaded, or dizzy from watching something. Yes, this shit made me dizzy. Find another movie that will do that, go ahead, I fucking dare you. Fuck you!
But that’s also probably my fault, because of the constant dancing and head-bobbing I did to every fucking song. I mean, what a setlist: 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con), Cotard's Solution, Thermodynamic Lawyer, White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?), Front Street, 2012, Mr. Capgras, Chemical Overreaction, Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In. How can this movie combine all of my favorite songs. Literally all my favorites from the Tapeworms era into one film? This shit is a dream.
Which is definitely the reason for the headache.
I also never thought BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA. My favorite Will Wood song of all time, was way older than I thought. It’s also so different; like, the first verse is almost completely different, while the chorus and second verse are the same. But the spoken word part was soooo different and weird. I was genuinely so confused.
But this is the loudest I’ve laughed in a while. And if this is the movie that’s made me laugh louder than anything else recently, damn, I have such a terrible sense of humor.
This is definitely a film for the deeply rooted fans. Who I am...I LOVE THIS MAN!!!...I WANNA MY PHONE CALL!!!
Also, the editing was definitely managed by a crackhead.
I would sell all my kidneys to see Will Wood live, even my left nut.
SHITPOST: THE MOVIE
Will Wood to me is what Taylor Swift is to white girl millennials.
Anyways, The Real Will Wood. Everyone always asks, “Who is Will Wood?” but they never ask, “How Wood?”
I have no idea how to describe this movie. When it ended, I had the biggest headache and migraine of my life. But I also kind of have to give it credit it’s a movie that’s too much, all the damn time, for 90 minutes, and it’s the first time I’ve genuinely felt sick, lightheaded, or dizzy from watching something. Yes, this shit made me dizzy. Find another movie that will do that, go ahead, I fucking dare you. Fuck you!
But that’s also probably my fault, because of the constant dancing and head-bobbing I did to every fucking song. I mean, what a setlist: 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con), Cotard's Solution, Thermodynamic Lawyer, White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?), Front Street, 2012, Mr. Capgras, Chemical Overreaction, Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In. How can this movie combine all of my favorite songs. Literally all my favorites from the Tapeworms era into one film? This shit is a dream.
Which is definitely the reason for the headache.
I also never thought BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA. My favorite Will Wood song of all time, was way older than I thought. It’s also so different; like, the first verse is almost completely different, while the chorus and second verse are the same. But the spoken word part was soooo different and weird. I was genuinely so confused.
But this is the loudest I’ve laughed in a while. And if this is the movie that’s made me laugh louder than anything else recently, damn, I have such a terrible sense of humor.
This is definitely a film for the deeply rooted fans. Who I am...I LOVE THIS MAN!!!...I WANNA MY PHONE CALL!!!
Also, the editing was definitely managed by a crackhead.
I would sell all my kidneys to see Will Wood live, even my left nut.
SHITPOST: THE MOVIE
