As soon as I saw "Uncorked" pass across the screen, I knew I was fucked. Why can't they figure out how to make a good escape room movie? This is really, really bad. The acting is awful. The story makes no fucking sense (and seems to revel in it). The effects are terrible. There is nothing here that isn't total dog shit. It makes a better softcore porno than a horror movie. This movie wastes so much time that by the time we get to the escape room, there is less than an hour left. What annoyed me the most was that little girl saying "trick or treats" over and over. Girl, it's "trick or treat", "treat", singular. Second most annoying is that we are supposed to believe that homeless looking guy is just smashing ladies left and right. They expect us to believe that the ladies just immediately drop their panties at the sight of him and not instantly reach for their pepper spray.
As soon as I saw "Uncorked" pass across the screen, I knew I was fucked. Why can't they figure out how to make a good escape room movie? This is really, really bad. The acting is awful. The story makes no fucking sense (and seems to revel in it). The effects are terrible. There is nothing here that isn't total dog shit. It makes a better softcore porno than a horror movie. This movie wastes so much time that by the time we get to the escape room, there is less than an hour left. What annoyed me the most was that little girl saying "trick or treats" over and over. Girl, it's "trick or treat", "treat", singular. Second most annoying is that we are supposed to believe that homeless looking guy is just smashing ladies left and right. They expect us to believe that the ladies just immediately drop their panties at the sight of him and not instantly reach for their pepper spray.
