Why puppets what the fuck are those things.
Also there is SO MUCH music. Like SO MUCH.
“Dreamension” that’s what they named it. What.
The muppet popping up was HORRIFYING. THAT ACTUALLY SCARED ME. “Hello? Operator? I know I have bad reception down here, but if you can hear me get me the princess! Thy Highness if it be true thy dead, I’d greatly appreciate if thou could let me know so I can regulate my depression for today.” ?????????
A 4th wall break? An animation change??????
“Oh! And I forgot to mention the best part! Willow turned her husband Hektor into an Elgebrun Hawk Owl.” What lore drops were they doing.
Random dude spouting poetry is the muppets partner.
HER OWL HUSBAND IS ANOTHER MUPPET WITH A LISP. HE CALLS HER MADAME WTF.
The random red flashback images are so well done.
Who directed this? Who asked for these edits? Black and white within like a rounded television screen with harmonica music???? And like cartoonish boing sound effects for no reason. I can’t even explain what this looks like you have to just see and experience it.
An alpaca herder.
Are you even allowed to say “why so blue” to a blue muppet. Is that racist.
“I try to stay positive. You know how it is. Although, I should’ve known better when it started to talk to me.” It being a blue drink. As in there’s a shot from above where the foam of the drink forms a face and starts moving to mimic human talk.
Is this whole movie a hallucination/psychosis/dream state for her to talk to her dead dad one last time???
She so easily accepts the circumstances too like wow.
HORRIFYING chase sequence in the tunnels.
Why are all the curses in bananas and Bavarian creams.
Zungenwurst. A gargantuan squabby.
“I’m a strong princess” fists up ready to brawl. Go her. SHE JUST MURDERED IT IN COLD BLOOD.
Mimic-ing an alpaca cry to torture random dude.
Some of this is just so dark I can’t believe it’s a family film. The evil witch sings over a little girl crying and the screen turns red. She is actively torturing this little girl muppet while singing.
We love a nice simp husband owl.
I’ve gotta say this has me so invested though, this is the first movie of the day that I’m actually having to pay attention.
THE GREEN SCREEN OF MOUNTAINS WITH THEM LOOKING ST THE CASTLE HAHAHAHA. THATS THE WORST THING IVE SEEN SO FAR.
Is her brother the alpaca herder? What.
There’s an intermission screen. Like red curtains and everything.
THEYRE EATING THE BANANAS????? Were they not cursed???
“You my mommy?” By a mummy is hilarious.
One hit KO princess.
An unsatisfactory schnitzel. THEY PUT A B ROLL OF A HUGE SAUSAGE JUST SLOW MO PLOPPING ON A TABLE.
What is this sneak scene ON GOD. He’s wearing a table cloth and just walking behind her. THATS IT. THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT??????????????
Did-did they just insinuate that that girl is an ORPHAN???
Dance. It’ll distract them. And it does??? But they’re both dancing so what are they distracting from. WHAT.
“This is my sword! There are many like it, but this one is mine!”“It may be big and all that, but he knows how to use.” Record scratch. Like they out the sound of a record scratch to stop the evil music.
Now she’s on a stage with blue lighting. Damn okay. Master Willow is interesting.
“Sing for me.” Easy enough request to save her father I guess.
HORRIFYING TERRIFYING END SEQUENCE with screaming and pictures of torture what the fuck.
A banana again???A BANANA SLIPTHATS HOW THEY END IT
“We are going to have to compromise.” What the fuck do you mean. You’re their mother. She’s your daughter. She fainted from “exhaustion” and all you’re saying is maybe you should look after them better????
So she’s delusional or what.
Erik Peter Carlsen when I find you.
Why puppets what the fuck are those things.
Also there is SO MUCH music. Like SO MUCH.
“Dreamension” that’s what they named it. What.
The muppet popping up was HORRIFYING. THAT ACTUALLY SCARED ME. “Hello? Operator? I know I have bad reception down here, but if you can hear me get me the princess! Thy Highness if it be true thy dead, I’d greatly appreciate if thou could let me know so I can regulate my depression for today.” ?????????
A 4th wall break? An animation change??????
“Oh! And I forgot to mention the best part! Willow turned her husband Hektor into an Elgebrun Hawk Owl.” What lore drops were they doing.
Random dude spouting poetry is the muppets partner.
HER OWL HUSBAND IS ANOTHER MUPPET WITH A LISP. HE CALLS HER MADAME WTF.
The random red flashback images are so well done.
Who directed this? Who asked for these edits? Black and white within like a rounded television screen with harmonica music???? And like cartoonish boing sound effects for no reason. I can’t even explain what this looks like you have to just see and experience it.
An alpaca herder.
Are you even allowed to say “why so blue” to a blue muppet. Is that racist.
“I try to stay positive. You know how it is. Although, I should’ve known better when it started to talk to me.” It being a blue drink. As in there’s a shot from above where the foam of the drink forms a face and starts moving to mimic human talk.
Is this whole movie a hallucination/psychosis/dream state for her to talk to her dead dad one last time???
She so easily accepts the circumstances too like wow.
HORRIFYING chase sequence in the tunnels.
Why are all the curses in bananas and Bavarian creams.
Zungenwurst. A gargantuan squabby.
“I’m a strong princess” fists up ready to brawl. Go her. SHE JUST MURDERED IT IN COLD BLOOD.
Mimic-ing an alpaca cry to torture random dude.
Some of this is just so dark I can’t believe it’s a family film. The evil witch sings over a little girl crying and the screen turns red. She is actively torturing this little girl muppet while singing.
We love a nice simp husband owl.
I’ve gotta say this has me so invested though, this is the first movie of the day that I’m actually having to pay attention.
THE GREEN SCREEN OF MOUNTAINS WITH THEM LOOKING ST THE CASTLE HAHAHAHA. THATS THE WORST THING IVE SEEN SO FAR.
Is her brother the alpaca herder? What.
There’s an intermission screen. Like red curtains and everything.
THEYRE EATING THE BANANAS????? Were they not cursed???
“You my mommy?” By a mummy is hilarious.
One hit KO princess.
An unsatisfactory schnitzel. THEY PUT A B ROLL OF A HUGE SAUSAGE JUST SLOW MO PLOPPING ON A TABLE.
What is this sneak scene ON GOD. He’s wearing a table cloth and just walking behind her. THATS IT. THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT??????????????
Did-did they just insinuate that that girl is an ORPHAN???
Dance. It’ll distract them. And it does??? But they’re both dancing so what are they distracting from. WHAT.
“This is my sword! There are many like it, but this one is mine!”“It may be big and all that, but he knows how to use.” Record scratch. Like they out the sound of a record scratch to stop the evil music.
Now she’s on a stage with blue lighting. Damn okay. Master Willow is interesting.
“Sing for me.” Easy enough request to save her father I guess.
HORRIFYING TERRIFYING END SEQUENCE with screaming and pictures of torture what the fuck.
A banana again???A BANANA SLIPTHATS HOW THEY END IT
“We are going to have to compromise.” What the fuck do you mean. You’re their mother. She’s your daughter. She fainted from “exhaustion” and all you’re saying is maybe you should look after them better????
So she’s delusional or what.
Erik Peter Carlsen when I find you.
