I have watched a lot of hot garbage cinema in my soon to be 44 years on earth but Lady Street Fighter, not to be confused with Sister Street Fighter might just be the worst of them all.
I watched this on Tubi for free and I still want my money back.
Linda (Renee Harmon) is in possession of the ‘Assassin’s Incorporated’ master file, sewn into the ass of a stuffed toy dog. Thr FBI want it, so does kinky sex club own Max Diamonds. And some other toy with an antique knife. I don’t even know who he works for, and I don’t think the screenwriter does either.
I found it truly hard to fathom how Renee Harmon was cast in this, the antitheses of alluring, she displays Wiseau levels of acting ability, a fact that made a lot of sense when I realised she was also the writer. How did this ever get funded?
I’m not sure what was more awful - the cheap and dirty aesthetic, the fact that they go to the effort of rolling a car down a hill only to shoot it at night so you barely see, the disco-fied Morricone rip off score, the complete lack of chemistry between any of the cast, the one hour and twelve minute run time that felt like 9 hours.
Clearly having this piece of trash release in 1981 was the karmic balance for having such a shining beacon of humanity (ahem me ahem) born in the same year?
I have watched a lot of hot garbage cinema in my soon to be 44 years on earth but Lady Street Fighter, not to be confused with Sister Street Fighter might just be the worst of them all.
I watched this on Tubi for free and I still want my money back.
Linda (Renee Harmon) is in possession of the ‘Assassin’s Incorporated’ master file, sewn into the ass of a stuffed toy dog. Thr FBI want it, so does kinky sex club own Max Diamonds. And some other toy with an antique knife. I don’t even know who he works for, and I don’t think the screenwriter does either.
I found it truly hard to fathom how Renee Harmon was cast in this, the antitheses of alluring, she displays Wiseau levels of acting ability, a fact that made a lot of sense when I realised she was also the writer. How did this ever get funded?
I’m not sure what was more awful - the cheap and dirty aesthetic, the fact that they go to the effort of rolling a car down a hill only to shoot it at night so you barely see, the disco-fied Morricone rip off score, the complete lack of chemistry between any of the cast, the one hour and twelve minute run time that felt like 9 hours.
Clearly having this piece of trash release in 1981 was the karmic balance for having such a shining beacon of humanity (ahem me ahem) born in the same year?
