Episodes
E1 · I Changed My Mind About the Milk
2012 · 21m · 4.9 TMDB
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
E2 · A Big Bag of Dog
2012 · 20m · 5.7 TMDB
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
E3 · Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
2012 · 21m · 5.4 TMDB
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
E4 · You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
2012 · 21m · 6.1 TMDB
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
E5 · That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
2012 · 20m · 5.9 TMDB
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
E6 · Ferrets, Attack!
2012 · 20m · 5.6 TMDB
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
E7 · Avoid the Chinese Mustard
2012 · 21m · 5.3 TMDB
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
E8 · Something My Gynecologist Said
2012 · 21m · 5.8 TMDB
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
E9 · I Scream When I Pee
2012 · 20m · 5.6 TMDB
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
E10 · One Nut Johnson
2012 · 21m · 6.3 TMDB
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
E11 · Give Santa a Tail-Hole
2012 · 22m · 6.0 TMDB
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
E12 · Welcome to Alancrest
2013 · 22m · 5.9 TMDB
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
E13 · Grab a Feather and Get in Line
2013 · 21m · 4.6 TMDB
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
E14 · Run, Steven Staven! Run!
2013 · 21m · 6.0 TMDB
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
E15 · Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
2013 · 21m · 5.9 TMDB
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
E16 · Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
2013 · 21m · 5.8 TMDB
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
E17 · Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
2013 · 21m · 6.1 TMDB
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
E18 · The 9:04 from Pemberton
2013 · 21m · 5.7 TMDB
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
E19 · Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
2013 · 21m · 5.4 TMDB
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
E20 · Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
2013 · 21m · 5.2 TMDB
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
E21 · Another Night with Neil Diamond
2013 · 21m · 4.9 TMDB
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
E22 · My Bodacious Vidalia
2013 · 21m · 5.8 TMDB
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
E23 · Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
2013 · 22m · 5.6 TMDB
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
