Episodes

E1 · Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
2011 · 21m · 4.8 TMDB
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

E2 · People Who Love Peepholes
2011 · 21m · 5.2 TMDB
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

E3 · Big Girls Don't Throw Food
2011 · 20m · 5.1 TMDB
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

E4 · Nine Magic Fingers
2011 · 21m · 4.4 TMDB
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

E5 · A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
2011 · 20m · 5.3 TMDB
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

E6 · The Squat and Hover
2011 · 21m · 5.0 TMDB
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

E7 · Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
2011 · 19m · 5.3 TMDB
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

E8 · Thank You for the Intercourse
2011 · 21m · 5.8 TMDB
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

E9 · Frodo's Headshots
2011 · 21m · 6.0 TMDB
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

E10 · A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
2011 · 21m · 5.3 TMDB
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

E11 · What a Lovely Landing Strip
2011 · 20m · 5.5 TMDB
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

E12 · One False Move, Zimbabwe!
2011 · 21m · 5.0 TMDB
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

E13 · Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
2012 · 20m · 5.2 TMDB
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

E14 · A Possum on Chemo
2012 · 20m · 5.5 TMDB
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

E15 · The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
2012 · 21m · 5.3 TMDB
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

E16 · Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
2012 · 20m · 5.7 TMDB
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

E17 · Not in My Mouth!
2012 · 19m · 4.2 TMDB
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

E18 · The War Against Gingivitis
2012 · 21m · 4.9 TMDB
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

E19 · Palmdale, Ech
2012 · 21m · 4.8 TMDB
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

E20 · Grandma's Pie
2012 · 21m · 4.6 TMDB
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

E21 · Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
2012 · 21m · 5.7 TMDB
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

E22 · Why We Gave Up Women
2012 · 21m · 6.0 TMDB
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

E23 · The Straw in My Donut Hole
2012 · 21m · 5.2 TMDB
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

E24 · Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
2012 · 21m · 5.7 TMDB
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.