Dune

Just imagined Scytale face dancing on the big IMAX screen and almost imploded with excitement. Usually when you reach perfection (Dune: Part Two), you think “It can’t get better than this”, and then you hear the sentence: “Robert Pattinson is being eyed to star in Dune: Messiah” and you’re proven wrong— an orgy of cinematic bliss. Pattinson is THE moment currently. He is officially Hollywood’s golden boy. Every filmmaker that matters wants to work with him, a fearless and remarkable talent who is years beyond many of his own contemporaries in the business, and he’s only beginning. We’re about to get the most intense Paul Atreides and freak-ass-voices-Scytale interactions unlike anyone has ever fucking seen before I could legitimately cry rn. Having Scytale be so meticulous and empathetic with each of his victims, it would be so interesting to adapt him in a way where he directly questions Paul and his jihad, have the audience stand between them, and blur the lines even more between who the true antagonist of the film is. Now, this is where I get delusional so hang on for a minute: Realistically, Messiah should be a much lower budget, smaller scale blockbuster-> shorter filming schedule-> Robert Pattinson should be straight out and onto the set of The Batman II by November at the latest. I’m going to explode!!! When Chalamet, Pattinson, and Villnueve all win Oscars on the same day😫 Dune: Messiah we need you Dune: Messiah please hurry!